Ye Olde Scribe’s Fan-tab-u-lous Quote Machine

“Can’t believe someone actually said that!”

Clip from an unattributed news program on The Bill Press Show last Friday. Want to bet they WON’T sue?

Georgia is one of the biggest penis producing countries… um, “states,” um. “PEANUT” producing…

What wasn’t heard was…

Hello, hello, who turned off my mic. What do you mean “I can pick up my check on the way out?”