OBAMA PLANS TO TAKE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES WITH HIM WHEN HE LEAVES OFFIC
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama is planning to take the nation’s nuclear launch codes with him when he leaves office, in January of 2017, the President announced in a nationally televised address on Thursday.
The President was quick to acknowledge that his decision to hold on to the launch codes was unorthodox, but said that he was doing it “to reassure the American people.”
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