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Corporate Person CIGNA Named Obamas New Health Care Reform Czar

Another satirical home-run from William K. Wolfrum:

Corporate Person CIGNA Named Obamas New Health Care Reform Czar

By Willliam K. Wolfrum
September 22nd, 2009

WASHINGTON – The Health Insurance Corporate Person CIGNA has accepted the position of Health Care Reform Czar, White House officials have confirmed. The Corporate Person will take over the job as the Obama Administration gets ready for its final push on health care reform.

We believe the expertise that CIGNA brings to the table will be invaluable, said Obama Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. This is an entity that truly understands what the American health care system is all about.

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