Today’s Quotes: Bumper Sticker Thinking
(Thanks to Mitch L. for some of these.)
Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly.
I’m too old to care anymor.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday!
I have kleptomania —
when it gets really bad,
I take something for it.
Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
My other car’s a hybrid: A Chevy Lemon
Baby on board driving
Steal the car — leave the CD player
KENTUCKY: Five million people, fifteen last names
Moon me again and feel the wrath of my water pistol!
Heaven is Where: The police are British; the chefs are Italian; the mechanics are German; the lovers are French, and it’s all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where: The police are German; the chefs are British; the mechanics are French; the lovers are Swiss, and it’s all organized by the Italians.