SATIRE-OEN WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting. Trump said that he had evidence that women…
With two days left until Election Day, supporters of President Donald Trump took their vehicles on the road, blocking several major roadways on Sunday. The first tri-state caravan was spotted…
James Madison did us no favor when he drafted Article II of the Constitution. Of course, our Founding Fathers couldn't have imagined a psychopathic narcissist with an itchy Twitter finger…
Multiple videos posted to social media on Saturday morning apparently show Trump supporters in trucks and cars harassing a Joe Biden and Kamala Harris campaign bus in Texas, causing the campaign to cancel a…
Federal prosecutors have arrested a self-described leader of the far-right "boogaloo" movement in connection with the burning of a Minneapolis police precinct in May. The U.S. Attorney's Office in Minnesota…
