WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Hinting darkly that "people are saying there's something going on," Donald J. Trump claimed that the former Vice-President Joe Biden is using "performance-enhancing books." Pointing to Biden's…
High in the toxic atmosphere of the planet Venus, astronomers on Earth have discovered signs of what might be life. If the discovery is confirmed by additional telescope observations and…
ernie Sanders has been sounding more direct notes of caution to the Biden campaign, saying the centrist former vice president should work harder to appeal to young voters and Latinos. …
After the intelligence community briefed members of Congress in late July about threats to the upcoming election, Democrats expressed alarm about what they had learned --- and about the fact…
