MIAMI (The Borowitz Report)---Millions of viewers of a televised debate Wednesday night found themselves struggling with the notion of a President with no visible personality disorder. In interviews across the…
(CNN)The daughters of a Queens foot doctor say their late father diagnosed President Donald Trump with bone spurs to help him avoid the Vietnam War draft as a "favor" to…
here is no reason to doubt that in seeking reelection, President Trump will consider once more breaking or skirting laws or ethical limits to win. He has already proclaimed a willingness to…
resident Trump on Sunday floated the possibility of staying in office longer than two terms, suggesting in a morning tweet that his supporters might "demand that I stay longer." The…
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---A leading candidate to replace the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, was disqualified after telling the truth repeatedly on his job application, the White House…
