Rep. Rashida Tlaib Says House Is ‘Moving Toward’ Impeachment
"This is going to be a precedent that we set when we don't hold this president accountable to the rule of the law and to the United States Constitution," congresswoman…
Texas Secretary of State Resigns After Botched Voter Purge
Acting Texas Secretary of State David Whitley (R) resigned on Monday after his office wrongly questioned the U.S. citizenship of nearly 100,000 people, The Houston Chronicle reported. The embattled official…
Trump’s Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin’s Remote
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of "low-battery issues" with Vladimir Putin's remote, the White House said on Friday. Speaking…
My Rapist Apologized, I Still Needed an Abortion.
y 12-year-old daughter recently asked me what I think about abortion. She walked into the kitchen, poked around the refrigerator, then spun around and blurted it out: "I can't decide…
How Our Republic Could Die in the Age of Trump — in a Stunning Parallel to the Fall of Rome
The American republic could die, just like Rome. Wavering for some time on the verge of becoming a complete oligarchy, America is on the verge of flipping from a democratic…