An EXPLOSIVE, Little-noted Section of the Mueller Report
(IF Congress ACTS-OEN) Amid all the analyses of the Mueller report by legal analysts I've heard on cable news today, there is one passage in…
Five Critical Takeaways From the Mueller Report
After nearly two years of waiting, we have a redacted version of the report of special counsel Robert Mueller. A searchable copy can be found and examine here. The report…
Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)---After putting in what one associate called a "hellish all-nighter," the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is almost finished redacting Robert Mueller's report in time for its release,…
ISIS Adds Few Violent White Supremacists In Bid To Get U.S. To Rescind Terrorist Designation
IDLIB, SYRIA---Explaining that they hoped the personnel changes would enable the organization to avoid the State Department's scrutiny, ISIS leaders announced Monday that they had added a few violent white…
Conservative Bible Project aims to rewrite scripture to counter perceived liberal bias
CHARLESTON, West Virginia - The Gospel of Luke records that, as he was dying on the cross, Jesus showed his boundless mercy by praying for his killers this way: "Father,…