WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of "low-battery issues" with Vladimir Putin's remote, the White House said on Friday. Speaking…
y 12-year-old daughter recently asked me what I think about abortion. She walked into the kitchen, poked around the refrigerator, then spun around and blurted it out: "I can't decide…
The American republic could die, just like Rome. Wavering for some time on the verge of becoming a complete oligarchy, America is on the verge of flipping from a democratic…
On Wednesday, the day it was announced that the U.S. birthrate fell for the fourth straight year, signaling the lowest number of births in 32 years, Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey…
Courtesy Fine Art America Politics in the world of industrialized neoliberal states is subject to a sort of compression. Neoliberalism, as a mode of thought and organization, is characterized by…
