If you hate the media, you’re more likely to be fooled by a fake headline
Don't like the media? Think it's all "lies" or "fake"? Then you're probably not as good at reading the news as your less perpetually annoyed peers. That's one finding from…
What We Must Do Now: Abrams, Georgia & Something Extraordinary
Days ago, I received a call from Stacey Abrams' lead attorneys. Our investigative team had "gold," as they put it, for litigating the election: Expert analysis proving 340,134 voters were…
Trump Refuses to Pardon White House Turkey After Accusing It of Working for Soros
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a startling break with Thanksgiving tradition, Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after claiming that it was working as a secret operative…
Republicans in Florida Are Running Every Play From Their 2000 Recount Playbook
The people covering these recounts shouldn't fall for the same tricks. efore we get to Florida, as we inevitably must, because democracy, the two most important races currently in…
Trump Hacks Through Thick Central American Jungle In Search Of Entirely New Ethnic Group To Demonize
TALAMANCAN MONTANE FORESTS, COSTA RICA---Venturing deep into rainforest no outsider has dared explore, President Trump slashed through the thick vines of a Central American jungle Monday in search of a…