WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---President-elect Donald J. Trump will no longer have day-to-day responsibility for driving his businesses into bankruptcy and will instead focus on bankrupting the country, one of his…
Throughout the 2016 presidential campaign, the issue of the economy would often find its way into the debate. While Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton spoke about raising taxes on only those…
A version of this piece was published in February 2005, and with the news that retired General James "Mad Dog" Mattis is being considered by President-elect Trump for a post…
"In addition to winning the electoral college in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally." --- President-elect Donald Trump, in…
