A Long Story Short
Written by Mart Allen One hundred years too late. For years I felt I was born 100 years too late and expressed it on numerous occasions. But I have recently…
The Supremes and Marriage Equality: Alito and Scalia, Have You No Sense of Decency Sirs?
In the 1940s and 1950s, countless people in the US were being bullied and brutalized by the anti-communist scare tactics and character assassinations of Senator Joseph McCarthy. The end of…
USDA on board with shipping U.S. chickens to China for processing, then re-entry to States for human consumption
Chinese chicken" will soon have a whole new meaning, as the U.S. Department of Agriculture recently gave the green-light to four chicken processing plants in China, allowing chicken raised and…
Fiorina Has High Name Recognition Among Thousands She Fired
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) --- One day after the former Hewlett-Packard C.E.O. Carly Fiorina announced her candidacy for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination, a new poll shows that she enjoys…
All or Nothing Liberals, Nixon, and Déjà vu All Over Again
Bob Dylan has littered my consciousness with damn near as many quotes as I got from studying Shakespeare. One Dylan bon mot that often comes up because it's so often…