WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Making a major announcement at the Pentagon on Thursday, Vice-President Mike Pence said that the proposed United States Space Force was necessary to defend the U.S. from…
his past week I found myself in Stuttgart, an industrial city in southwest Germany. As I usually do in a European city I haven't visited before, I went to the…
President Donald Trump asked Nobel Prize-winning activist Nadia Murad where her family is now just seconds after Murad told him that they had all been killed by ISIS. At an…
This is a dated story, but it shows where we are going as a nation. Those who are concerned about gun rights should be concerned about this: this kind of…
