Hundreds of migrants are being held by border agents in a fenced in encampment under a bridge in El Paso, leading to anger and accusations that the American government is…
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Attorney General William Barr has just read the classic American novel "Moby-Dick," by Herman Melville, and found that the book contains "no evidence whatsoever of whales," Barr…
s the news of the Christchurch mosque massacre broke and I scoured the news, I came across a map showing that the Friday morning climate strike in Christchurch was close…
Let's set up an alternative scenario here, shall we? Whitewater is investigated. A Democrat investigator is appointed. President Clinton spends all that time ranting in public about how it's all…
"The origin of civil government," wrote David Hume in 1739, is that "men are not able radically to cure, either in themselves or others, that narrowness of soul, which makes…
