Russians Flock to Trump Properties to Give Birth to U.S. Citizens
Anatoliy Kuzmin held out his daughter's blue U.S. passport over a red Russian one and snapped a photo from a Florida beach. "Woohoo! Got dual citizenship for my daughter!" he…
Trump Says He Has Been Treated Very Unfairly by People Who Wrote Constitution
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Hinting darkly that "there's something going on," Donald J. Trump complained on Friday that he has been treated "very unfairly" by the people who wrote the United…
AP GOP REP. TOM REED FOUNDED MEDICAL DEBT COLLECTION FIRM THAT HARASSES HIS OWN CONSTITUENTS
OVER THE LAST two years, Michael Enslow, a resident of Waterloo, New York, has been in a back-and-forth with a debt collector. The exchanges, familiar to many Americans, ended up in federal court, claiming…
Jimmy Carter to Brian Kemp: Resign as Secretary of State
ormer President Jimmy Carter weighed in on the controversy surrounding the Georgia gubernatorial race, calling for Republican nominee Brian Kemp --- who oversees elections as Georgia's secretary of state ---…
Trump Strips Citizenship from Children of Immigrants, Thus Disqualifying Himself from Presidency
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order stripping the children of immigrant mothers of their citizenship, thus disqualifying himself from being President of the United…