What Spielberg’s The Post — and Our Textbooks — Leave Out
As I came out of the theater this week after watching Steven Spielberg's The Post, I overheard a 60-something man --- like me --- say to his companions: "Young…
Inspection- A Predictable ‘Victory’
"Always give more than you promise." by Ken Carman This slogan from a long since dissected, cannibalized, company: Studebaker, is now little more than a verbal relic of how some…
Follow-Up Tests Confirm President Trump’s 19 Other Personalities Also Perfectly Healthy
WASHINGTON---After yesterday's announcement that the president received a perfect score on his cognitive assessment, White House physician Ronny L. Jackson told reporters Wednesday that follow-up tests confirmed that President Trump's…
Bannon Is Subpoenaed in Mueller’s Russia Investigation
WASHINGTON --- Stephen K. Bannon, President Trump's former chief strategist, was subpoenaed last week by the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, to testify before a grand jury as part…
Trump Demands Poem on Statue of Liberty Be Revised to Exclude Shithole Countries
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump demanded on Thursday that the poem at the base of the Statue of Liberty be revised immediately to exclude nations he considered "shithole countries."…