Republicans Finally Unmask Their Healthcare Agenda — And It Isn’t Patient-Centered
If you have been inclined to trust in any way that the Republicans in Congress or the Trump-Pence-Ryan regime intend to make things better for you and your family in…
Oklahoma Lawmaker: Pregnant Women Are ‘Hosts’ Whose Bodies Don’t Belong to Them
Women, you may think that the flesh that covers you and the organs and muscles and neurons that make you breathe and poop and eat are your own, but…
Nation with Crumbling Bridges and Roads Excited to Build Giant Wall
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---As America's bridges, roads, and other infrastructure dangerously deteriorate from decades of neglect, there is a mounting sense of urgency that it is time to build a…
Alabama Governor: If We Can Put A Man On The Moon, We Can Build More Prisons
Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley (R) pointed to one of man's greatest scientific achievements as evidence that his state could build more prisons. Noting that 2019 would mark the 50th anniversary…
Is Trump the Most Delusional President Ever?
Donald Trump (who I am so sick of that I prefer to call him wutzizname, not capitalized, but not for this post), made his first public foray into politics, as…