The Voters Rejected Trump
"Don't waste any time mourning. Organize!" --- Joe Hill, awaiting the firing squad, 1915 Look at these figures and tell me with a straight face that the American people chose…
Trump to Step Away from Making his Businesses Bankrupt to Focus on Bankrupting Country
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---President-elect Donald J. Trump will no longer have day-to-day responsibility for driving his businesses into bankruptcy and will instead focus on bankrupting the country, one of his…
Donald Trump to raise taxes on millions of families with children, new report explains
Throughout the 2016 presidential campaign, the issue of the economy would often find its way into the debate. While Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton spoke about raising taxes on only those…
Mad Dog on the Prowl: the Blood-soaked Career of General James Mattis
A version of this piece was published in February 2005, and with the news that retired General James "Mad Dog" Mattis is being considered by President-elect Trump for a post…