Florida's attempt to regulate and defund abortion clinics out of existence has officially failed. On Thursday, U.S. District Judge Robert Hinkle permanently blocked a Florida law that would have prevented…

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today in a 6-2 vote that domestic abusers convicted of misdemeanors can be barred from owning firearms. The majority opinion, written by Justice Elena Kagan,…

Last week, the California ACLU released an alarming report about California law enforcement agencies' covert use of social media surveillance software. The report compiles records requested of 63 police departments, sheriffs,…

SHORTLY after the first debate between presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump finished, spokespeople operating for both candidates were quick to claim victory. However, all expert opinion and research…

TOLEDO (The Borowitz Report)---At a campaign rally on Friday, Donald Trump warned that Hillary Clinton is scheming to "rig the debate by using facts" in their first televised face-off, on…