SIMI VALLEY, CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)---A thorough fact checking reveals that Wednesday night's Republican Presidential debate was four per cent fact, fact checkers reported Thursday morning. Want to read more?…

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Except for maybe the Affordable Care Act, nothing gets Republican politicians fired up like Iran. In the first GOP debate alone, Scott Walker promised that he'd tear up the Iran…