Elysian’s Dick Cantwell Resigns From A-B InBev
Just three months after the brewery he helped start was acquired, Dick Cantwell has resigned from Elysian Brewing and Anheuser-Busch InBev, Brewbound has learned. "I am a craft brewer, however…
Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity
Yes, readers, this is from the Onion, so it is SATIRE BERKELEY, CA---Challenging long-held views on the origins of divinity, biologists at the University of California, Berkeley, presented findings Thursday…
Heinous Waste of Money Officially Begins
Written by Andy Borowitz, for NYT. From Reader Supported News The two major political parties' unconscionable waste of money officially commences this weekend, as Democrats and Republicans will soon begin…
Cruz-ing to the Presidency: A Look Back at How It Might Have Happened
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