Just When We Thought Humanity MIGHT Be a Sentient Species

Chinese Man Gets Frisky With Eel Which Then Gnaws Through His Colon

A Chinese man who sexually aggressed upon an eel had an unpleasant experience when the creature’s survival instincts kicked in, landing the unnamed man in the hospital after the eel injured hum during the act.

The Chinese man’s unnatural eel lovin’ came to light via a blog post (in Chinese) written by an anonymous doctor in China. In it, she explains that the man, 39, was drunk and apparently in the mood when he got the clever idea of substituting an eel for any other number of things with which to be penetrated.

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