Thu. Jun 30th, 2022

Chinese Man Gets Frisky With Eel Which Then Gnaws Through His Colon

A Chinese man who sexually aggressed upon an eel had an unpleasant experience when the creature’s survival instincts kicked in, landing the unnamed man in the hospital after the eel injured hum during the act.

The Chinese man’s unnatural eel lovin’ came to light via a blog post (in Chinese) written by an anonymous doctor in China. In it, she explains that the man, 39, was drunk and apparently in the mood when he got the clever idea of substituting an eel for any other number of things with which to be penetrated.

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Ken Carman
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9 years ago

Among the many things I NEVER thought I’d see in a URL, “Eel in anus,” rates pretty high.

Joyce Lovelace
Joyce Lovelace
9 years ago

“the allegations involve a dude boning an eel”
NO – they’ve got that statement completely ass backwards- pun intended

Ken Carman
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Reply to  Joyce Lovelace
9 years ago

is there such a thing as eel rape? Should we sing “eel be seeing you in all the UNfamiliar places?”

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