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Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Inedible Quote Machine

“Obama is a radical communist and I think it is becoming clear. That is what I told people in Illinois and now everybody realizes it is coming true. He is going to destroy this country and we are either going to stop him or the United States of America is going to cease to exist.”
— Alan Keyes

Ye Olde Scribe’s Incredible, Inedible Quote Machine, Redux

“The vulgar Pigboy says he has “talent on loan from God,” but then he does tampon jokes and Monica-choking-on-Bill jokes with God’s talent.”

“Is God really into blow job jokes?”

-the Bart Man at Bartcop

Scribe’s comment: “Yes, ‘redux,’ unlike an E about Daffy, Donald and Howard, which would be ‘Re: Ducks.'”