Fiorina Has High Name Recognition Among Thousands She Fired

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — One day after the former Hewlett-Packard C.E.O. Carly Fiorina announced her candidacy for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination, a new poll shows that she enjoys extremely high name recognition among the tens of thousands of former H.P. employees she fired.

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