Hate-Watching the Election

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“I love Bernie! I’ve donated to his campaign! He’s great!” my super conservative Beltway establishment Republican friend says. “Feel the Bern!!” He texts me with a snicker during all of the Dem debates. The night of the Iowa Caucus I retaliated, texting, “Cruz!! I’m so happy!” I knew that’d make him cringe.

My conservative buddy will say his love for Bernie is just because he likes honest liberals (Wink, wink. Read: dig at Clinton.)

So while Republicans are swooning over Bernie, I’m obsessed with the GOP field for the same reason I spent a year getting into Real Housewives of Whatever Awful Place: I loathe all the cast members. They’re disgusting short-sighted narcissists and I just can’t look away.

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