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“To eat out Ann? Either sex would barf.”

“Nancy Reagan was so madly in love with Ronald Reagan, if you told her that we could bring Ronald Reagan back to life by disemboweling everyone in this audience, she would say do it.

– Ann “U-A-Media-Whore” Coulter, debating an actual talent: Bill Maher

How is it that Coulter has anyone who pays attention to her anymore?