A Public Service Message to Alaskan Moose

My fellow Alaskan moose. GREAT NEWS! Biologists have finally revealed their most recent discovery: a creature who is at the bottom of the intellectual brain chain: even lower than the moose…

The Abomination-al Snowmobile Woman.

Her only super powers: being very, very obnoxious and able to see Russia from her house.

Sara: “My church can cure Gays!”
The Guys: “How about ignorance?”