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“Because when all else fails, alcohol succeeds… BRIEFLY. (Then you’re worse off.)”

“America is a wonderful country. Where else can a Teabagging nude centerfold become a memberof ‘the world’s greatest deliberative body’? Where else can a half-wit beauty queen come within ahair’s breadth of being a heartbeat away from the most powerful job on the planet? Where else cana prostitute transform himself into a journalist and gain access to the White House 196 times in two years? On this day, we really should be celebrating the endless possibilities for self-reinvention thatour wonderful country offers? Or we should drink heavily.”
— res ipsa loquitor, Link