Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Web Cam al Qaeda!

Welcome, infidels. Achmed has taken over the mind of Ye Olde Scribe, just like he has the weak, pathetic brain of the infidel who considers himself my master. You WILL go to the new al Qeada website. (http: www.ifIonlyhadabrainanarmalega.org… not NOT real URL.That’s an Islamic porno site. But Scribe is NOT kidding: they do have a new website he will NOT give the URL for. Screw you Achmed!) At the new website we have a live web cam. It’s a body cam.

Get to visit the al Qaeda barbershop where “a little off the top” is NOT just a slogan, and never, ever, “a little.” Or how about the parlor of 71, 51, or however many virgins it is. So hard to remember since my “accident.” Still under construction. You can’t get in unless you’re dead like me and then you still can’t get in because… you’re dead like me.

A “Catch 22?”

SILENCE INFIDEL!!!

Watch as other infidels like Glenus the Schmeckus Beckus, Lush Dimbulbs and other fellow fanatics curse us while demanding your country offers up a never ending supply of Americans to maim, kill and poke their eyes out while going nuke, nuke…

What do you mean I can’t use that phrase, it’s already the property of those who own the rights to the Stooges. I’m gonna KEEEEL YOU!?a hand!

Then the grand finale as the body cam offers an “inside view” as another dead terrorist is created. Give him a hand! A leg! A foot, a brain ….if I only had a brain… (Tries to whistle the tune but he has no lungs so he can’t whistle.)

Web Cam al Qaeda has been brought to you by Islamic Sponge Bob, who REALLY made the Bikini Bottom drop.