Well, That Bites

Well, That Bites

Written by Ye Olde Scribe

“It was wonderful, at first. They were but cattle. We sipped, ate and gorged ourselves.”

The thinning vampire: gaunt, sunken eye sockets, looked hungry. He WAS hungry. He looked fondly up a passing vampire-ess. It wasn’t sexual.I wasn’t lust/ It was a thirst deeper than deep.

But then the blood suck virus struck. AIDs for vampires, only it killed off their food source: humans.

“I refuse to go all cannibal. I’ve fed on squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks, birds. They all die. Yesterday I watched a Bugs Bunny toon and I got hungry.”

“Soon all there will be is vampires. I would say, ‘that sucks, but it kind of doesn’t.”
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