FDA Weighs in on Presidential Election
Now we have it folks. The FDA has finally clarified the Republican Candidates for us by their definitions of school lunch programs.
Since Unky Herman Cain is(was) the CEO of Godfathers Pizza, he is now officially a Vegetable. Going back a few years, Democratic contender John Kerry, married to the Heinz Heiress could be now construed either a fruit or a vegetable, depending on what side of the plant he happened to be standing on that day.
Leave it to the FDA to show us the way during difficult times.
Personally, I believe Bernanke of the Fed to be an Eggplant, but the jury is still out of just what kind of food that is,