Tue. Oct 3rd, 2023

Namraknec’s Corner…



The Acceptance Speech After the ME Campaign

Now it will be even more about ME. Not YOU. Not Obama, Bernie, Hillary or any of those losers who ran against me, not making the country better, not stopping terrorism. All those will go away, get SO better, because you elect ME. Like Saint Rush says, because I will do your thinking for you things will get so good you’ll be tired of good. Anyone you tells you different is a fool, an idiot, weak, a pinhead, a traitor, a moron, boring, a pansy, the biggest loser.

Not ME. I’m a winner, and you’ll get so tired winning. No more worrying about global warming. Just knowing I’m here God will bless us because I’m ME! All our enemies will cower before us because I’m ME! The Mexicans will love me. Men will love me because, as I have said…

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

People who fear illegals will love me because…

“I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me —and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.

(Using illegal immigrants?)

Blacks get to work…

“Laziness is a trait in the blacks. … Black guys counting my money! I hate it.”

I will hire the same kikes who count my money to count the country’s money, because…

“The only kind of people I want counting my money are little short guys that wear yamakas every day.”

OK, now I’s goes off to do all I promised. Wait, what you handing me? The suitcase? What this button? What you mean I can’t press in da code. Of course I can. Dis the presidency of ME! You gonna like it when I press in dis…


A Final Plea

“Please help. I’m being hostage. I can’t escape my captor. My situation is hairy.”

-caption on picture of hair piece on back of milk carton. When’s the last time you saw one of those?

By Ye Olde Scribe

Elderly curmudgeon who likes to make others laugh while giving the Reich Wing a rhetorical enema.

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