Monday's Supreme Court decision blessing Ohio's removal of half a million voters was ultimately decided on the issue of a postcard. Now that little postcard threatens the voting rights of…
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---As new details emerge from this week's summit in Singapore, the White House has confirmed that Donald J. Trump unilaterally offered to let Kim Jong Un have…
To hear the Religious Right tell it, men like George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison were 18th-century versions of Jerry Falwell in powdered wigs and stockings. Nothing…
WASHINGTON---Following months of bruising criticism from Democrats and President Trump alike, an inconsolable Jeff Sessions was reportedly trying to commit suicide Thursday by smoking a joint. Want to read more?…
NEW YORK---At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that…
