WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Russian and Chinese spies who have been eavesdropping on Donald J. Trump's unsecured iPhone calls complained on Thursday that he has foiled their efforts by speaking in…

For months, Robert D. Bowers had been spewing his anger in post after post on the web, calling immigrants "invaders," distributing racist memes and asserting that Jews were the "enemy…

There are a lot of factors that affect voter turnout in the United States --- race, income, education, electoral competitiveness, the list goes on and on. Many of those factors…

My very wise partner has noted that "The people who are most inclined to say 'I'm sorry' often have nothing to apologize for. The a--holes who have so much to…

This is what it has come to. Lula in His Cell Lula da Silva---Brazil's former president---is sitting in his prison in Curitiba, a small town southwest of São Paulo. He…