Little Scalia
Watching Neil Gorsuch, a mild-mannered good boy from Denver, become the second-most-polarizing man in Washington. wo years ago, the Supreme Court heard a case with bleak implications for the…
The 5 Most Outrageous Right-Wing Stories This Week: Far-Right Christians Think Trump Is Under Supernatural ‘Luciferian’ Attack
Evangelical Author Believes Trump Is Under Attack by "Luciferian" Beings During an interview last week on Jim Bakker's show, Evangelical author and radio host Paul McGuire made remarks that highlight…
Hillary Clinton pulls out Russia hat during Yale speech: ‘If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em’
The 2016 presidential election is long over, but that doesn't mean Hillary Clinton can't troll President Trump. While speaking as part of Yale University's graduation events this past weekend, Clinton…
N.F.L. Adds First Amendment to List of Banned Substances
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)---The National Football League has expanded its list of banned substances to include the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, the league confirmed on Wednesday.…
Ohio man gets shot by his Maytag oven after his gun safety plan goes horribly awry
In the United States, people get shot by their pets, but there's another menace lurking in the American home: armed kitchen utilities. Forty-four-year-old Robin Garlock from Warren, Ohio, put his…