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WASHINGTON---Following months of bruising criticism from Democrats and President Trump alike, an inconsolable Jeff Sessions was reportedly trying to commit suicide Thursday by smoking a joint. Want to read more?…
8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
NEW YORK---At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that…
Little Scalia
Watching Neil Gorsuch, a mild-mannered good boy from Denver, become the second-most-polarizing man in Washington. wo years ago, the Supreme Court heard a case with bleak implications for the…
The 5 Most Outrageous Right-Wing Stories This Week: Far-Right Christians Think Trump Is Under Supernatural ‘Luciferian’ Attack
Evangelical Author Believes Trump Is Under Attack by "Luciferian" Beings During an interview last week on Jim Bakker's show, Evangelical author and radio host Paul McGuire made remarks that highlight…
Hillary Clinton pulls out Russia hat during Yale speech: ‘If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em’
The 2016 presidential election is long over, but that doesn't mean Hillary Clinton can't troll President Trump. While speaking as part of Yale University's graduation events this past weekend, Clinton…