White House Denies Any Ties to United States
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a fiercely defiant statement on Tuesday, the White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, denied that any member of the White House staff has ever worked "in…
TrumpCare dies, XL flies and the Secret Winner is…
When RyanCare-TrumpCare finally ended up face-down in the swimming pool, triumphalist Democrats whooped and partied and congratulated themselves on defeating the Trump-Ryan monstrosity. But deep in their counting house,…
The FBI did wiretap Trump Tower in 2013—because it’s filled with Russian mobsters
The FBI did wiretap Trump Tower in 2013---because it's filled with Russian mobsters. The FBI was particularly after Russian mafia boss, Alimzhan Tokhtakhounov, whose money-laundering ring was bringing millions into…
Ex-GOP Official Who Accused Dems Of Voter Fraud Charged With Voter Fraud
The former head of Colorado's Republican Party has been charged with voter fraud just months after he accused Democrats of the same crime. A spokesman for Steve Curtis confirmed the…
Donald Trump is Unimpeachable. Here’s Why.
There is no question that Donald J. Trump is a lying, thieving, backstabbing, two-faced, violent criminal. There is also no doubt that he is the front man for a…