"Taking actual news events and tossing in a butcher's funny bone." Your mission, should you decide to accept it, gentle reader, is to figure out where the real news ends…

(Thanks to Mitch L. for some of these.) Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly. I'm too old to care anymor. Corduroy pillows are making headlines! My short-term…

Written by Ken Carman What is real You asked Is it tomorrow? Is it today? And By the way What about All the yesterdays That insist on their say Knocking…

Written by Sennebec She was the epitome of the completely self-assured young adult, always planning her next trip. A slender fourteenish red head with abundant freckles that managed to hold…