Days ago, I received a call from Stacey Abrams' lead attorneys. Our investigative team had "gold," as they put it, for litigating the election: Expert analysis proving 340,134 voters were…
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---In a startling break with Thanksgiving tradition, Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after claiming that it was working as a secret operative…
The people covering these recounts shouldn't fall for the same tricks. efore we get to Florida, as we inevitably must, because democracy, the two most important races currently in…
TALAMANCAN MONTANE FORESTS, COSTA RICA---Venturing deep into rainforest no outsider has dared explore, President Trump slashed through the thick vines of a Central American jungle Monday in search of a…
