The 2016 presidential election is long over, but that doesn't mean Hillary Clinton can't troll President Trump. While speaking as part of Yale University's graduation events this past weekend, Clinton…
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)---The National Football League has expanded its list of banned substances to include the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, the league confirmed on Wednesday.…
In the United States, people get shot by their pets, but there's another menace lurking in the American home: armed kitchen utilities. Forty-four-year-old Robin Garlock from Warren, Ohio, put his…
Activists warned Charlottesville last year that the Unite the Right rally could turn violent. Now they're determined to keep neo-Nazis out of their city for the anniversary. onths before…
A fish rots from the head down." --- Ancient proverb of disputed origin Another week has come and gone, and with it, another mass shooting. The American culture of death…
