John Oliver Goes Off on Trump’s ‘Mission Accomplished’ Syria Tweets
A perfectly executed strike last night. Thank you to France and the United Kingdom for their wisdom and the power of their fine Military. Could not have had a better…
The Low Life of Donald J. Trump and the Lowlifes Who Support Him
What both fascinates and appalls me about Donald Trump and his altogether dreadful presidency is less how awful the president is (that was to be expected) than how zealously his…
Here’s Why Some Progressives Are Tearing Each Other Apart
Human beings are story tellers. Stories help us make meaning of events around us and figure out what to care about. Not surprisingly, conservative and progressive Americans believe they are…
Fox News Says it Will Decide Trump’s Syria Policy
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)---Fox News Channel announced on Monday that it would decide what Donald J. Trump's Syria response will be in the next forty-eight hours. Want to read…