Integrity Disqualifies Sanders for White House
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---The Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders's potential bid for the 2016 Presidency was declared over, on Monday, before it even began, because of a key feature of the…
CEO Threatens to Fire Everyone if Democrat Wins Presidency
For decades, employers have been holding America hostages with threats of taking their business elsewhere if we don't vote the way they want. Of course, what generally happens when we…
Stacey Dash: Obama is an “Islamic Fascist”
Demonstrating the titular quality of the movie she's generally recognized from, Stacey Dash argued during an interview with Joe "Pags" Pagliarulo today that black voters align with Democrats because of "21st…
If Our Founding Fathers Were All Christians, Why Did They Say This?
Nobody can deny the fact that Christianity has played a huge role in our history. From the first Thanksgiving to the ideas of Jesus Christ that are embroidered in our…
Alabama teacher gave middle school students a math test so racist you have to it see to believe it
An as-of-yet unnamed language arts teacher at Burns Middle School in Mobile, Alabama, is on administrative leave after giving 8th grade students a shockingly racist math test. Erica Hall's son was…