New ‘Anti-Abortion Pill’ Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive
And the signpost up ahead says, "Onion satire alert..." Tuesday night, South Dakota legislators introduced a bill to impose a five-day waiting period for teenage girls and women before they…
Blood Moon for the GOP
"... and the moon became as blood." --- Revelation 6:12 On Sunday night, my family and I gathered to watch the harvest moon be devoured. I brought our small telescope…
Absolute grace under absolutely squalid fire: Planned Parenthood’s Cecile Richards
Planned Parenthood's Cecile Richards is one of the classiest ladies ever to "live on the greatest nation that's ever been on the face of the Earth," as the next speaker…
Delirious Rover Hallucinates Water On Mars
PASADENA, CA---More than one year into the automated motor vehicle's exploration of Mars' arid Gale Crater, NASA scientists confirmed Friday that the delirious, weakened Curiosity rover is currently hallucinating that…
Dick Cheney For POTUS; It’s Kristol Clear
I see that Bill Kristol, the neo-con's neo-con is floating the idea that former V.P. and current Asshole-in-Chief, Dick Cheney, would be just the right guy to run against Hillary…