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Rove and Morris Swept up in Prostitution Sting

Washington, DC: Former Bush administration insider, Karl Rove, and GOP political consultant, Dick Morris, were among 30 men rounded up last night. The two men were each charged with “indecent acts,” and “cruelty to animals.”

A Rove spokesperson said the former top adviser to President George Bush will fight the charges.

“Mr. Rove is the target of a vast left wing conspiracy, he knows that and is anxious to prove in court that that sheep was planted in his room by enemies of America.'”

Rove’s spokesperson refused to explain why, at the time of their arrests, Rove was dressed as a farmer and Morris as a farmer’s daughter.

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