Ye Olde Scribe Has Fun With Biblical Sayings

“Open wide and say… ‘ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'”

I sought the Lord, and he heard me, and delivered me from my fear.

Psalms 34:4

Scribe adds what was said after that…

And if you think I’m LION, well you can eat me. Oops. I meant to say… say… nice BIG pussy cat… NICE big pussy cat… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Scribe asks…

Did the beasts have favorite types of Christians back then, or did they all taste like chicken?