Monthly Archives: March 2013

Inspection- Am I a Christian?

by Ken Carman

 Easter time! Somewhere between the gruesome execution thousands of years ago, and the Easter Bunny, there is meaning. Or “meanings?” What is a Christian? Who would the man born in Bethlehem have considered a follower? And what of our skeptics?

 As a children’s entertainer I have many clients. Among them secular schools, Christian, Jewish and what I will file under “other” to keep this sentence from going on, and on, and…
 At my more “fundamental” schools I have been asked, occasionally, “Are you a Christian?” Read more

Ye Olde Scribe Presents: Let’s Dress the Jesus Doll!

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DEDICATED TO ALL THE MENTAL CASES WHO HAVE TURNED JESUS INTO A WARMONGER AND A PURVEYOR OF HATE. THIS IS NOT UNLIKE A COMEDIC ROAST. BUT IF YOU’RE A REICH WINGER CLAIMING TO BE A “CHRISTIAN” WHILE YOU HAUL SOME CROSS THIS EASTER AND FLAGELLATE YOURSELF, WHILE WANTED TO BEAT ON LIBERALS, GAYS AND UPPITY WOMEN TOO, THIS EASTER DAY, YOU’LL NEED AN EXTRA BRIMSTONE AT THE END OF THIS. SO JUST SAY, “SCRIBE, CAN YOUR SUPER SIZE THAT?” YOU’LL NEED IT.

Boys and girls! Are you unsure how to dress out your Jesus doll? Scribe is willing to help. Here’s how you will make your not so “fun” fun-da-(their very) mental-ist Mommy and Daddy proud because you… NAILED it! Or considering how un-fun they are, is that just… wrist-ful thinking?

To pick our Jesus doll and dress him, let’s take some of our cues from history and adults shall we? Just send your Mommy or Daddy to the Toys Are Very Very Expensive store for, first, the…

HISTORICAL COLLECTION

Post Crucifixion
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Law Enforcement Officials Gunned Down In Possible White Supremacist Plot

A Texas district attorney and his wife were shot to death in their home in Kaufman County last night, the latest instance in a recent spate of suspicious shootings of law enforcement officials. The deaths of Mike and Cynthia McLelland follow the shooting of a Kaufman County assistant district attorney in January, which stoked suspicions of a conspiracy to target law enforcement officials by a white supremacist group.

The assistant district attorney, Mark Hasse, was killed on the same day the Justice Department released a statement noting the Kaufman County district attorney’s involvement in a racketeering case against the Aryan Brotherhood, a white supremacist group based in Texas. The FBI had also begun investigating links between Hasse’s slaying and last week’s shooting of Colorado prison chief Tom Clemons by a member of another white supremacist group.

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