Dem operatives are out in force trying to do what ReThugs did in 2012: claim what went wrong. Of course they didn’t follow any of their advice so Republicans had a big loss and are headed for extinction: on another planet, in an alternate universe that doesn’t exist.
Nah, just said, “Screw that,” and doubled down.
Dem operatives are puzzled. After all the warnings, what went wrong.
Perhaps not dire enough?
After all, why E-mail Dems with a subject line like, “Absolute meltdown,” when, “Careful, Mothra working for Republicans is coming and will burn you alive if you vote” is so much more colorful?
” Kiss any hope goodbye” is so bland, maybe “The Joker is going has jury rigged voting precincts with hand grenades?”
” Doomed?” Oh, come on, let’s try, “Just kill your f-ing self already!”
And what’s with all this pansy, ” We’re done. Go home. Give up,” talk when “Jeffery Dahmer riding Godzilla is chasing down voters and they’re eating them” would be so much better? After all, hopelessness drives the hopeless to the polls, right?
OR, maybe they should have just got to work inspiring their base and hammering back long before just a few weeks before the election? And NOT discourage their base?
Unless that was the plan all along?
Ye Olde Scribe is satire, parody and just plain mocking all rolled into one. If you don’t get it blame James Doohan. He’s dead. He doesn’t mind. Despite playing that instrument from Hell he got off SCOTTY free.