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Cross posted at Lutin Muse Literary Magazine, October 2011

Written by Ye Olde Scribe

Zombie picture courtesy

Apologies to Gene Roddenberry for stealing his title-YOS

2020 the zombies dug their way out of their graves and everyone ran for cover. They bolted their doors. They trained their dogs to eat dead flesh, not all that hard to imagine if you have noticed that when it comes to dead, edible, things, dogs are vacuum cleaners.

People were so scared septic tank suckers made a fortune.

We, the sane, had nothing to worry about, for they were met by the intellectually and morally dead who blame everything wrong on Liberals.

That’s right: they decimated each other.

Where have all the Republicans gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the Republicans gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the Republicans gone?
Eaten by zombies everyone
When will they ever learn?
We knew they’d NEVER learn

And the zombies? They all died too. As we know zombies eat brains. And no one lives long on a starvation diet.
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Ye Old Scribe
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By Ye Olde Scribe

Elderly curmudgeon who likes to make others laugh while giving the Reich Wing a rhetorical enema.

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