WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)---Donald J. Trump collapsed from exhaustion after approximately ninety minutes of pretending to be a human being with empathy, the White House doctor has confirmed. "In all…
Did the Pentagon just officially declare a new Cold War with both China and Russia while also committing to wage endless wars around the globe? Apparently, yes --- that was…
State of the Union addresses have become Washington kabuki theater at its worst. Everything is for show --- the staged applause, the invited guests in the gallery, the self-congratulations, the…
Four-year-old Alexander Flores stands with his back to Trump supporters shouting insults at the Capitol on Jan. 25. (Photo courtesy of Marilyn Rodriguez) Supporters of President Donald Trump singled out…
During the 2016 presidential campaign, Donald Trump pledged over and over again that he would build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border to keep the "rapists" out, and, at the…
